Yor momma so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.
your mamma so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.
your mamma so bald you can draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my a**.
your mama so bald , when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
your mama so nasty, she got more clap than a auditorium.
your mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
your mamma so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod.
your mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.......and now R2D2 has AIDS.
your mama so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.